Macello Campaign Turn 6

[Espa]

[GI_Joel]

Hmm,  no Nids.  Looks like a huge land grab next turn.  I wonder how it will turn out.

[Sarpedon]

I can tell you how part of it will turn out. Joel turtles in his little zone while I fly in and take over the world. Meanwhile, Jason has to win every single game in the next four turns in order to get all the clubs. Yeah, that sounds about right.

[Sheepshagga]

There will be a vicious orgy at the silo, that's for sure.  Joel, get your vaseline ready... you get to be the pivot man. 

[Espa]

Nah!  You're so wrong Aaron...

This is how things will turn out:

1.  Chris, Byron and you fly into the Silo.  Byron gets to fight with the Build-up priority, Chris wins the roll-off against ya and gets his first win beating the I. Fists. 
2.  Byron commits Seppuku from the shame. 
3.  I beat the Salamanders two in a row, and get that third Club from Beav.
4.  Chris nukes the last Club that I need.
5.  You and I battle and I lose all of my ladies to radiation rolls.
6.  No one notices Kurt taking land and fortifying everything.
7.  Kurt wins.

*Joel still turtles in his little zone.

J

[Sarpedon]

You do realize Jason, that I have 3 territories with clubs on them. Which means you HAVE to win every single game in the next 4 turns to get your clubs. Good luck. I'm not gonna let you win this one. All hail Kurt and his mighty mullet! He is so sneaky with his coming to the store and playing axis and allies. We all forget about Kurt until he takes over the whole world. Yeah, that sounds about right.